I try not to pick favorites, as I love all my children. However, this piece is particularly great, in large part because the structure of the post is endlessly delightful. Be warned, it is a longer read, but one that is wholly worth your time.
|via Maximus_Realiuson Reddit|
So, being both a lore wonk and a lawyer, I did what any sane person in my position would do: I wrote a twelve-page essay attempting to analyze the evidence against and stand up for the honor of a character who is not even my choice of waifu (or what would be more important, my wife's waifu). And thus I invite you to pull up a chair, pour out a couple of pungent blood cocktails and read:
Warning: The Healing Church has determined that consuming DezoPenguin text walls with Sedatives can be hazardous to your health